May 2 - 18
Ever wondered what would happen if you took Bram Stoker’s legendary vampire tale and put it into a blender with Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and The 39 Steps? That’s just what happens in this lightning-fast, laugh-out-loud, 90-minute, gender-bending romp. When her sister Mina falls ill with a mysterious disease of the blood, Lucy Westfeldt and her fiancé, Jonathan Harker, enlist the help of famed female vampire hunter Doctor Jean Van Helsing. Their hunt for the dangerous and sexy Count Dracula abounds with clever wordplay and quick-change antics. Five actors play over a dozen roles in this bloodcurdlingly hilarious send-up of the literary classic.
July 18 - Aug 3
A loving send-up of the 1950s, small-town America, teenagers, and rock & roll, Bye Bye Birdie remains as fresh and vibrant as ever. Teen heartthrob Conrad Birdie has been drafted, so he chooses All-American girl Kim MacAfee for a very public farewell kiss. Featuring a tuneful high-energy score, plenty of great parts for teens, and a hilarious script, Birdie continues to thrill audiences around the world.
Winner! Four 1961 Tony Awards, including Best Musical
Nominee: Eight 1961 Tony Awards
Winner! 1961 Outer Critics Circle Award for Best Musical
Winner! 1996 Primetime Emmy Award, Outstanding Music & Lyrics
Exciting news is on the horizon! Stay tuned for our official announcement regarding the 2025/26 season, set to be revealed in May. We can't wait to share what we have in store for you!
No Square Theatre is excited to bring expert advice and direction to young people looking to improve their audition and performance skills. FREE One on one instruction is available to help get better roles in shows, acceptance in university programs, and scholarships!
Offering young people ages 11 - 20 access to instruction, and the “inside knowledge” of successful professionals in theater entertainment thanks to a new program, Access Excellence.
Learning how to audition well is the secret to success in the musical theatre. Casting decisions are sometimes based on factors you can’t control (age, height, vocal range), but consistently good auditions— and call-backs—are the key to long-term success.
This program is on-going and available for no charge.
Students may reach out to No Square's Founding Artistic Director, Bree Burgess Rosen, to coordinate a teaching artist with the specific needs of a pending audition.
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No Square Theatre is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to providing performance and theatrical experience to local amateur performers, directors and technical staff of all ages, with ticket prices affordable for the whole family. We provide workshops for all ages, children's theatre, theatre for the deaf and hearing impaired, and shows with manageable rehearsal and production schedules so that students, professionals and seniors have the time to participate. The events schedule includes plays, musicals, revues, choral performances, and our annual roast of life on the coast, Lagunatics.
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